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Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:37:35 -0400

Show Me Your Totem: thecuntmentality: the patriarchy phrasebook humorlessfeminist:...

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 14:04:14 -0500

Show Me Your Totem: thecuntmentality: the patriarchy phrasebook humorlessfeminist:...:

the patriarchy phrasebook

humorlessfeminist:

Patriarchy: ‘He loved women’
Translation: ‘He fucked a lot of women’

Patriarchy: ‘You’re a feminazi/ bitch/ dyke/ delusional woman/ whore/ desperate for a fuck’
Translation: ‘I am threatened by your argument…

This is bullshit… You can not generalize all men in one category just as we can not generalize all women in category..

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God, the Almighty. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 02:34:39 -0400

Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!

That student was Albert Einstein.

It sucks...

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 14:04:02 -0400

when you are lied too…
when others are put ahead of you…

I hate it when people listen to everybody but themselves...

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:54:32 -0400

Do what you wanna do.. It’s your life not theirs

Watch keep playing these games and watch your plan back fire...

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:48:31 -0400

icaseybaybee: underratedmodel: lifeofatruebeauty: youloveteair...

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 15:18:56 -0400

icaseybaybee:

underratedmodel:

lifeofatruebeauty:

youloveteaira:

teelovesyou:

fancystarr:

rebellefleurfenty:

peaceloveecstasy:

beeztheebegotten:

thelifestoryofanaboveaveragegirl:

maddie82094:

takemetoinfinityy:

ailabseu:

weirdako:

-screamtobeheard:

xgaskarth:

limasyndrome:

michaeljamesss:

xohappytrails:

pssarahwins:

(via valsaywho, spongepenguin)

marymejuana: I don’t really understand this, but it’s sick....

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 15:17:49 -0400

marymejuana:

I don’t really understand this, but it’s sick. & i’m sure it has some great meaning.

I wish…

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:34:17 -0400

I wish…

damn those were the days.. brings back good memories

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:32:12 -0400

damn those were the days.. brings back good memories

irisreyes: phreshmalik: I knew Ciara had a body.. but NOT LIKE...

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 01:31:10 -0400

irisreyes:

phreshmalik:

I knew Ciara had a body.. but NOT LIKE THIS! Her in Maxim magazine.

oh damn ;)

simonefiasco: do you know hard it is to find a tall, intelligent, attractive, funny black guy who...

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 02:49:05 -0400

simonefiasco:

do you know hard it is to find a tall, intelligent, attractive, funny black guy who hasn’t already been trapped by some hoodrat who claims to be carrying his child?

well, around here- it’s ridiculously hard.

you might find a guy who’s three out of four.

but what am i gonna do with a midget?

or a nigga who’s dumb as a brick?

huh?

not a damn thing, that’s what.

Where are you from?

Lol @ you guys telling your penis sizes.

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 01:58:18 -0400

kushnstarbucks:

Coming from an OG… guys we should not say anything… lol.. just go and put in work when it is time to…

justyouraveragecomplicatedgirl: hehehehe definitely not what i...

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 01:44:13 -0400

justyouraveragecomplicatedgirl:

hehehehe definitely not what i wanted!

it’s been hurting since Saturday =\

aww!!! lol… try warm water and salt.. gargle and that should help

arrrgg my throat hurts...

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 01:40:32 -0400

justyouraveragecomplicatedgirl:

>.<

FML

lol.. what was in ur throat?!?! j/k

lmao

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:33:58 -0400

Girl: make me cum ;]
Boy: bitch where you going ?
Girl: eat me out
Boy: im not hungry
Girl: ride me
Boy: i have no license
Girl: fuck me
Boy: yea fuck you too
Girl: french kiss me
Boy: bitch im african !

I feel like i'm waiting on a dream that will not happen...

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 22:56:49 -0400

Thinking about waking up…

livesophia: Guys, I couldn’t wait until 9/11 to burn my copy of...

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 13:53:09 -0400

livesophia:

Guys, I couldn’t wait until 9/11 to burn my copy of the Quran!

And I keep one ROLLED.. In the cut i

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 13:37:54 -0400

And I keep one ROLLED.. In the cut i

alookintomymind: hmmm..coincidence? maybe not.. wow…

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 13:15:12 -0400

alookintomymind:

hmmm..coincidence? maybe not..

wow…