Live Life and Laugh and then ENJOY it..

simonefiasco:

do you know hard it is to find a tall, intelligent, attractive, funny black guy who hasn’t already been trapped by some hoodrat who claims to be carrying his child?

well, around here- it’s ridiculously hard.

you might find a guy who’s three out of four.

but what am i gonna do with a midget?

or a nigga who’s dumb as a brick?

huh? 

not a damn thing, that’s what.

Where are you from?