October 2011
1 post
wow... i remember my password!
December 2010
1 post
Show Me Your Totem: thecuntmentality: the... →
thecuntmentality:
the patriarchy phrasebook
humorlessfeminist:
Patriarchy: ‘He loved women’ Translation: ‘He fucked a lot of women’
Patriarchy: ‘You’re a feminazi/ bitch/ dyke/ delusional woman/ whore/ desperate for a fuck’ Translation: ‘I am threatened by your argument…
This is bullshit… You can not generalize all men in one category just as we can not generalize all women...
September 2010
40 posts
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
Some people are just so fucked up... smh...
So I have a “friend”… i was gonna visit this “friend” and the response was NO.. but I remember times when I visited late and times when this “friend” came to my house late.. So my “friend” tells me NO im thinking like maybe they are goin to bed or just like catching up with their friend or etc.. but to go and find out that this...
It sucks...
when you are lied too…
when others are put ahead of you…
I hate it when people listen to everybody but...
Do what you wanna do.. It’s your life not theirs
Watch keep playing these games and watch your plan...
simonefiasco:
do you know hard it is to find a tall, intelligent, attractive, funny black guy who hasn’t already been trapped by some hoodrat who claims to be carrying his child?
well, around here- it’s ridiculously hard.
you might find a guy who’s three out of four.
but what am i gonna do with a midget?
or a nigga who’s dumb as a brick?
huh?
not a damn thing, that’s what.
Where are you...
Lol @ you guys telling your penis sizes.
kushnstarbucks:
Coming from an OG… guys we should not say anything… lol.. just go and put in work when it is time to…
arrrgg my throat hurts...
justyouraveragecomplicatedgirl:
>.<
FML
lol.. what was in ur throat?!?! j/k
lmao
Girl: make me cum ;]
Boy: bitch where you going ?
Girl: eat me out
Boy: im not hungry
Girl: ride me
Boy: i have no license
Girl: fuck me
Boy: yea fuck you too
Girl: french kiss me
Boy: bitch im african !
I feel like i'm waiting on a dream that will not...
Thinking about waking up…
I miss my baby....
Goodmorning/afternoon world...
simonefiasco asked: originally brooklyn.
but i reside in california, and i have for far too long.
but i reside in california, and i have for far too long.
No way in hell I can just be friends with you...
*Trey Songz voice*
I think im about to get tatted...
My mom has done a lot for me.. actually MORE THAN ALOT FOR ME… and I wanna get something so everyone can see
If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe...
Probably shoot a text next week and get an...
When your boyfriend is mad.
crypticintellect:
You don’t tell him what he wants to hear, you don’t apologize unless you know you’re not going to do it again, and you’re most definitely not going to turn the situation around and get mad at him. Just work things out without swearing and yelling, do things in a calmly manner. In the end, you’ll learn that you rather lose the argument then the person. Trust me, your boyfriend...
Pastor Jones aka the pastor that has threatened to...
He is signing his death wish… Why would he do something soo stupid.. I wonder if someone asked him how would he feel if someone burned the Holy Bible… Hope he doesn’t do it
She use to pop my pimples...
Haha..
Goodmorning!!!
Today gonna be a good day…
blckgirl-deactivated20120128 asked: but.. my posts aren't ment to be seen by people i know.. LOL.
js, js. nothing personal <3
i love you, brian! you mah niggahhh<3 lol.
js, js. nothing personal <3
i love you, brian! you mah niggahhh<3 lol.
blckgirl-deactivated20120128 asked: unfollow unfollow unfollow unfollow.
please & thank you
please & thank you
Starting to see what people really mean when they...
That shit really sucks…
blckgirl-deactivated20120128 asked: oh my god..
brian how'd you find my tumblr?
dude... you must unfollow me. lol.
brian how'd you find my tumblr?
dude... you must unfollow me. lol.
Slowly but surely getting back on my tumblr...
Now that I have officially been dumped..
What is there to do?
Going to NY today...
Damn... I wish I could tell tumblr whats goin...
I feel like I have no one I could really talk to…
July 2010
8 posts
Fact
littlemefromphilly:
I love people with natural hair. I wish mines was already natural and shoulder length. If I do do it I pray to God that it grows extremly fast.
my wife has natural hair… and it FEELS GOOD to run my fingers thru it….. hmmm *Homer Simpson voice*
It official... My favorite RnB singer is Trey...
YEAAAAA!!!!!!
Come out!!!!!!
Hotter than a summer day in hell...
Kissingstars...
<3